perks-of-being-chinese:

idk i thought it was funny

perks-of-being-chinese:

idk i thought it was funny

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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poppypicklesticks:

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

  #Reasons why I hate babies #they do this and everyone blames the pet

THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthanized because they did something to their kid who fucking hit them or pulled on their tail or got in their face or something. Here’s a better idea: WATCH YOUR FUCKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND ANIMALS. Okay thanks.

Idk I’m laughing pretty hard I kind of love it when kids get their comeuppance

I have to wonder: this situation looks like it escalated judging from the already crying child and a cat that already looked very nervous and agitated.   It doesn’t look like the filmer put any effort into breaking up a situation that was going to end in tears.

poppypicklesticks:

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthanized because they did something to their kid who fucking hit them or pulled on their tail or got in their face or something. Here’s a better idea: WATCH YOUR FUCKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND ANIMALS. Okay thanks.

Idk I’m laughing pretty hard I kind of love it when kids get their comeuppance

I have to wonder: this situation looks like it escalated judging from the already crying child and a cat that already looked very nervous and agitated.   It doesn’t look like the filmer put any effort into breaking up a situation that was going to end in tears.

profoundboner:

bpdlevi:

"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"

i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life

"it’s all in your head"

I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness

(Source: ridge)

lecteurdepaumes:

God bless

lecteurdepaumes:

God bless

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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killself:

REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET 

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officialwhitegirls:

*tries to make a joke on this website* 

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(Source: officialwhitegirls)

umtableforoneplease:

NOW THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT THAT WOULD QUALIFY THIS YEAR AS THE FUTURRE

umtableforoneplease:

NOW THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT THAT WOULD QUALIFY THIS YEAR AS THE FUTURRE

(Source: safety-goth)